Er Arte: Manifestations of Uncle Gabe

For some awful reason, our uncle is everywhere in art.
Particularly in Byzantine art.
We’re documenting it here.

 

In this manifestation, our uncle is an elderly, bloated, and very probably constipated baby (also very pious!) who wonders about things.

 

 

Don’t be fooled by that halo. He judging the fuck out of Mary.

 

 

“Eeehhh…me siento como María Félix cuando me pongo estooo…ajaaa.”

 

 

“¡Ay, nanita! ¡No me tuerzas el cuello!”